My mom is racist and doesn't even know it...

So I had a conversation with my mom about having a non-vietnamese girlfriend and it kinda went like this(except its was in viet)...

Me: Mom
Mom: Yes?
Me: What if I got a girlfriend?
Mom: Will she be Vietnamese?
Me: What if she was white?
*Dad overhears
Dad: No Kevin that is unacceptable.
Me: Why not?
Dad: Because our cultures will not mix.
Me: That's fine isn't it?
Mom: I want to be able to speak to my own daughter-in-law
Me: What if she was Vietnamese, but could not speak it?
Mom: Your dad and I can teach her.
Me: Hey that's the same thing Michael's parents said to him.
Mom: That is because Michael's parents are smart people.
Me: Well, why can't we teach a white girl Vietnamese?
Mom: Can you teach her?
Me: No, but you can.
Mom: Impossible. White girl will never speak Vietnamese as well as a Vietnamese girl.
Dad: Your mom is right Kevin.
Me: Mom! Dad! That's racist!
Mom: No its not. Its the truth.
*I gave up trying to explain why it was racist after a minute or two
Me: So you will only let me marry a Vietnamese girl?
Mom & Dad: Yes
Me: What if I married a white girl?
Mom: I will kill you.
Me: What?!
Dad: Your mom is kidding. We will just disown you.
Me: But what if I really love her?
Dad: Good luck on your own.
*I went back to my room after that

DUDE THIS IS THE EXACT CONVERSATION I HAD WITH MY PARENTS BUT IT WAS ABOUT CAMELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and then they found out i had a non-camel gf and they were cool with it and now my mom loves her....

but fishy...what if your camel had TWO humps instead of one? still not acceptable?

Rofl...my parents don't give two craps what I do.

My bro had a filipino girlfriend and my parents uber disagreed.

JaeBayBay wrote:but fishy...what if your camel had TWO humps instead of one? still not acceptable?

my parents narrowed it down to what village her family had to be from back in the old country, so yes if she had 2 humps itd be unnacceptable...

I hope my boyfriends parents don't talk like this about me x.x
Kevin =(

Parents are lame.

wow... XD that is rediculous!